Thanksgiving Blessings Mix... Recipe

A few years back we had the pleasure of having Thanksgiving dinner with some dear friends, The Canadians, and their extended family. The food was wonderful and we were soon as stuffed as the bird had been...and then it was time for their version of the "turkey trot." Now folks, I'm not a dancer...I would make Bristol Palin look like she deserved to be on DWTS, so imagine my horror when The Canadians told us before we could have dessert we had to tie a seat cushion, fashioned into a cumbersome turkey tail, around our waists and then trot/dance/embarrass ourselves around the center of the room as they all sang Albuquerque Turkey! I played the "guest" card, insisting that I would rather watch this "sweet family tradition" and not "steal…